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As You Get Older… The Wisdom Of A 6 Year Old

  As you get older things will seem more lame than before. Nothing will change but you, I promise. Mr 6 Y.O. … [Read more]

Daddy when I’m 17 can I go to Paris….

Phoebe:"Daddy when I'm 17 can I go to Paris?" Me: "I'll take you when you're 18". Phoebe (sobbing):I want to go on my own to be a musketeer.— Phoebe Theo Price (@PhoebeTheoPrice) January 6, 2013 … [Read more]

A Farmer Is A Person

Miss 4 y.o. "So mom, if we eat chickens, pigs and cows, do we eat the farmer, too?" Mom "No dear. We don’t eat people. A farmer is a person." Silence Miss 4 y.o. "Well, that’s good. Somebody has got to pluck those feathers and I am NOT … [Read more]

There’s Poo In There – Hulk Hogan

"There's poo in there!" while pointing at the generous bulge in #HulkHogan 's spandex #funnythingskidssay twitter.com/toddler_tweet/…— KC V (@toddler_tweet) December 7, 2012 … [Read more]

Mrs Edwards Does Meth With Us

Yikes I like Mrs Edwards. She is my teacher. I like when she does Meth with us. Via Bits and Pieces … [Read more]

Baby Yoda Beanie

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I’m My Own Girlfriend Dad

"I'm My Own Girlfriend Dad, I Don't Need A Girlfriend". 3 y.o. son … [Read more]

Me and My Brother Going To A Planit

Me and my brother going to a planit and ther were nice aleeins... Our 6 y.o. is getting a taste for spelling and story telling at the same time. … [Read more]

tips for fun with babies, toddlers & kids (via nic-nac nappywrap)

tips for fun with babies, toddlers & kids How easy is Play Dough??!!All kids love play dough, (I do too!) and it’s so simple (and cheap) to make and lasts for ages. When you look at the ingredients you'll see it's safe for bubs too, if … [Read more]

(Cute Alert) Savannah calls 911 and saves her Dad.

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