As you get older things will seem more lame than before. Nothing will change but you, I promise. Mr 6 Y.O.
As You Get Older… The Wisdom Of A 6 Year Old
Posted on May 16, 2013 //
A Farmer Is A Person
Posted on March 25, 2013 //
Miss 4 y.o. “So mom, if we eat chickens, pigs and cows, do we eat the farmer, too?”
Mom “No dear. We don’t eat people. A farmer is a person.”
Silence
Miss 4 y.o. “Well, that’s good. Somebody has got to pluck those feathers and I am NOT doing it.”
Mom {laughing so hard she can’t breathe}
This wonderful exchange was first published at http://www.autismparentingmagazine.com/funnythingskidssayanddo/
There’s Poo In There – Hulk Hogan
Posted on March 24, 2013 //
“There’s poo in there!” while pointing at the generous bulge in #HulkHogan ‘s spandex #funnythingskidssay twitter.com/toddler_tweet/…
— KC V (@toddler_tweet) December 7, 2012
Mrs Edwards Does Meth With Us
Posted on August 11, 2011 //
I’m My Own Girlfriend Dad
Posted on June 26, 2011 //
“I’m My Own Girlfriend Dad, I Don’t Need A Girlfriend”. 3 y.o. son
tips for fun with babies, toddlers & kids (via nic-nac nappywrap)
Posted on July 13, 2010 //
tips for fun with babies, toddlers & kids
How easy is Play Dough??!!All kids love play dough, (I do too!) and it’s so simple (and cheap) to make and lasts for ages. When you look at the ingredients you’ll see it’s safe for bubs too, if it goes in the mouth!
This recipe makes a small tub of play dough which is easily doubled for more. You can add essential oils to make it smell good too, in fact I’ve made it where each colour I’ve made a different smell….
Read the full post and get the recipe at; nic-nacnappywrap.blogspot.com
I can only think of swears
Posted on June 9, 2010 //
When our second son was in his first year of school his teacher asked “Who can think of a word that begins with F?”.
Many hands shot up in the class. Sebastian looked upset, so his teacher asked “Is everything OK?”
Sebastian: “The only F words I can think of are swears”.
Someone scratched the sky
Posted on May 23, 2010 //
My 2-year-old watched out the window as I was driving. Suddenly he got very upset, saying “Oh, they are really gonna get now! Oh, are they ever gonna get it now!” Seeing nothing remarkable happening outside, I asked my son, “Who’s gonna get it? What did they do?” Then, with all the seriousness of a 2-year-old, and pointing to the stream of vapor behind a plane in the sky, he explained, “The guy driving that plane up there! Look at that! He scratched the sky, everywhere he goes — and is God gonna ever be mad!”
– Diane Dew, Milw., Wis.
Sourced from http://www.dianedew.com/merryhrt.htm
